dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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