Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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