Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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