saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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