There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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