You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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