I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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