think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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