the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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