i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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