Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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