maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Less talking, more tequila
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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