spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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