The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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