No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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