I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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