My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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