at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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