remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You smell like stripper and shame
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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