theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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