yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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