I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
My breasts were aching with rage.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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