we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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