So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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