I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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