Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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