he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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