Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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