i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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