Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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