She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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