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Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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