I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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