Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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