Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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