my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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