all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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