would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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