she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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