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• (404): View more from Georgia

  last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl

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• (310): View more from California

  hey what are you doing

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  hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!

  (310): View more from California

  i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Party in the USA is so catchy!

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  Yea, so is AIDS.

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• (707): View more from California

  I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk

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  Crosswalk actually

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice

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• (212): View more from New York

  I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.

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