apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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