This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
