You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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