Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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