i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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