he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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