I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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