And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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