I don't think brook has ever known best
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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