we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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