so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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