"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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