Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize