Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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