If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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