Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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