Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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