Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
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go home
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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